Explain quantum theory to a kid like Snoop Dog

Yo, Snoop Dawg, let me hit you with some knowledge about quantum theory. It's like when you light up a blunt and take a puff, you never know exactly where the smoke is gonna go. That's because on a really small level, things don't behave like we expect them to. They can be in two places at once, or they can interact with each other from far away. It's a wild world down there, but it helps us understand why things work the way they do in the universe.